A Pregnant...Waiter?

"Our specialty for today is-"
"OMG! YOU'RE PREGNANT!"

And no, he is not fat!
doesn't know the first thing in drawing pregnant people, much less pregnant men

Don't ask me how he got pregnant. Instead, ask yourselves who is the dead beat of a father that abandoned his wife to a minimum-wage job while raising a child! >:/ his child inherited the mother's sparkles XD

Oh and if you don't like Mpreg, please don't complain about it here. There are other places for that @_@

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